Sunday, February 6, 2011
Sometimes parents always ask a common stupid question, '' you're not asleep?''
they asked when they are 101% sure that we are still awake. mum and dad, i ain't sleep walking okay.
example :
Ayah/ mummy : Eh girl, kau tak tidur lagi?
Me (wondering around facebook) : Dah, tenga tidur ni. tak nampak? -.-''
Ayah/ mummy : besok tak skola ke? Dah pukul 10.30 ni.
Me : eh orang tahu tengok jam la. it's just 10.29pm only. penipu seh.
Ayah/mummy : abeh taktahu nak tidur?
Me : orang tahu la nak tidur macam mane. tutup mate, bace bismillah and selawat nabi and also incase klau tak bngn, means meninggal, kite mengucap skali. kan bgus satu package gitu. Dah la, bbl merepek ah! nak tidur, tidur je. takut nah orang tak tidur. dah biase pun tak tidur la.
Ayah/mummy : pandai eh kau menjawab sekarang!
Me : mesti la, abeh skola ajar macam mane nak communicate. abeh melayu, cikgu ajar kefahaman seh. kene jawab soalan.
*ayah walked off looking pissed off*
mummy : ayah kau marah aku, kau jaga kau!
Me : eh bbe, whatever shit derl. jaga sape? baby sape? No problem, i can handle it nigga!
*mummy pun give up, die pun masuk bilek. SLAM THE DOOR!*
Me : (laughing and updating about this to facebook and blogger post)
Hell yeah, im good at this.
Awesome!
